Get high on weed

What exactly is it about some of these wild plants that grow in our gardens that make me feel like I am floating in the sky?

It doesn't happen for all plants and, indeed, they don't have the same effect on all cats. They're a bit like catnip - that doesn't give all cats a "high" either although you won't be surprised to hear I love the stuff.

So cat supertip of the day is to get out there and have a sniff around those weeds that humans hate so much and throw away.

You know what they say....... One human's junk is another cats treasure!

Snow

Snow is a cold, wet, vile, nasty white substance that freezes your paws when it lays on the ground.

It is probably created by humans because they have a habit of creating things of little use. They invented cat repellant - but a lot of cats actually like the smell of the blue or green gel. They invented rat and mouse poison but us cats do the job quicker and cheaper!

Anyway back to snow. To get rid of it just stare at it and look sad........ With any luck your pet human will take note. At first you'll get remarks like "look I can't stop it can I ?"...... so trundle off to another room and stare from that window.

If you manage to look sufficiently sorry for yourself your human, if he loves you, may just grab a shovel and clear a little route for you. After all who wants to use an indoor toilet if you don't have to?

If he doesn't just throw a spectacular tantrum (the subject of tantrums will be covered in a later post).

Watch those humans

It doesn't matter how you do it keep an eye on those humans.

The moment your back is turned they eat so you get nothing.

If you doze off they go out, saying they'll be back soon , leaving you to pace up and down for hours on end.

They make phonecalls to people talking about "booster jabs" and "check ups".

So take a tip from me use any method you can and keep an eye open at all times. We are in charge. Don't let them forget it!