Snow

Snow is a cold, wet, vile, nasty white substance that freezes your paws when it lays on the ground.

It is probably created by humans because they have a habit of creating things of little use. They invented cat repellant - but a lot of cats actually like the smell of the blue or green gel. They invented rat and mouse poison but us cats do the job quicker and cheaper!

Anyway back to snow. To get rid of it just stare at it and look sad........ With any luck your pet human will take note. At first you'll get remarks like "look I can't stop it can I ?"...... so trundle off to another room and stare from that window.

If you manage to look sufficiently sorry for yourself your human, if he loves you, may just grab a shovel and clear a little route for you. After all who wants to use an indoor toilet if you don't have to?

If he doesn't just throw a spectacular tantrum (the subject of tantrums will be covered in a later post).