Always be wary of any attempt to make you act as a temporary light fitting.If you do have to have one of these you can still cause annoyance to the humans though.
Every time you pass the edge of a door bang into it. It may not remove the object but it does make an annoying noise. When you eat make sure you dribble into it. This will ensure the human has to remove your lamp shade for a short while to clean it..
With a bit of luck you may even be able to remove it yourself. Your human is not allowed to make it fit too tightly. If you can wedge your lamp shade between two stable objects and then slowly reverse it may just slip over your ears and off.
Believe me it's possible..... I've done it...............just puzzled about one thing and that's how doing so turned me into a miniature bovine for a while....... all I kept hearing was "You little cow!"
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