Sleeping 1

Sleeping is very, very important.....................................

................. for cat's that is............. not for anybody else!

See how far you can push your human in sleep deprivation. You will surprise yourself at just how gullible your pets are at letting you get away with disrupting their slumber.

I'd recommend waiting until about 4am when your victim should be entering the deepest part of their sleep.

Leap onto the bed and climb on top of your chosen party, lay down and go to sleep. The best part of the body to lay on is the upper part of the thighs. This is comfortable for the human, initially at least, but gradually you will start to make this area of their body ache. The decrease in bloodflow will gradually make their legs twitch in agony. You may be only a few kilos but after 30 minutes that feels like half a ton to a human!

If they wriggle the legs too much pretend they are making YOUR life uncomfortable and make a low groaning sound. Your mentally inferior human will probably say something like "Oh I'm sorry Flossy" and just continue to endure the pain.

You will gain extra satisfaction from this excercise if your, already in agony human, needs to use their toilet.

It is incredible how long these weak creatures will hold on to all sorts of pain..... and all the time they claim to be in charge of us.

Yeah............ if you say so.