Wearing the shoes

To begin with we must establish who is in charge, you the cat, or your adopted pet.

Cat's have had humans as loyal pets for thousands and thousands of years. It's no different now than it was all those years ago. The only difference now is we drink the milk instead of them bathing in it - just the way it should be.

The trick to having the perfect life is to make these pathetic, weak creatures feel they are in command - it gives them a false sense of security.

Over the coming days, weeks month and years I will give all us cats many tips as to how to have the perfect life and how to get the best from your pet.

In the meantime here is an image to remind you who should wear the shoes in your house.